Days Of Our Vacation (Day Seven)

Previously on Days Of Our Vacation, Loly and Kevin plan a guerilla fashion show that will either launch Loly's star or ruin her chances of ever being accepted by the industry. Also, Kevin came up with a funny line that the Pink Jeep Tour guide is going to use for the rest of his days in front of the wheel.

And now...Days Of Our Vacation:

The drive to Scottsdale featured real cactuses, not the flat plants that rest near the ground. Cactuses with gumption, not afraid to reach for the sky. My kind of cactus.

We stayed at the Phoenician. The rooms were ridiculous. This was me on our balcony. The whole thing was one room's balcony. Our room's balcony. Yeah.

Loly and I had to meet in the middle of the porch to look at this picture in order to avoid getting winded.

We drove through Old Town Scottsdale which has the highest turquoise-related crime rate in the country. People see the Native American creations and go Gollum crazy.

Calm yourself. It's just a picture.

Tune in tomorrow to hear about our drive into Phoenix and our subsequent drive out of Phoenix...(Scottsdale and Phoenix did not have much to see)...