Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Tor's News Nuggets: 2/10/10

The World Wildlife Fund has announced that the number of tigers in the world has dwindled to 3200. Well, at least we know the sex rehab is working.

Over four feet of snow has landed in Washington, D.C. this month. So now can everyone agree that it's the whitest city in the country?

The house that the cast of "Jersey Shore" was filmed in is available for rent. The owner promises a genuine shore experience as the house is filled with crabs.

In an interview with Playboy magazine, John Mayer refers to Jessica Simpson as "sexual napalm." Upon reading this, Robert Duvall left his wife.

Jennifer Garner told David Letterman that she once brought a dolphin to orgasm. So that's why Ben Affleck asked his plastic surgeon to make his nose more "bottle-y."

Anne Hathaway says she quit Catholicism after her brother announced he was gay. Food for thought - Maybe Catholicism quit her by giving her a gay brother.

A study by the International Journal of Epidemiology says that being bored can lead to an early death. When asked about the study, the most bored man in the world said, "Yeah, but it'll still take like forever to get there."

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