Thursday, June 25, 2009

Unnecessary Sequels

I love me some Twitter Trends. This is one from yesterday. You take a movie and come up with a sequel that shouldn't be made. I'm not talking like "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." We want movies that don't exist, not movies we wish didn't exist. So here's my list:
  1. Punch Drunk Relationship Counseling
  2. To Kill A Mockingbird And Maybe Check For A Pulse This Time, Richard
  3. Stop! Or My Mom Will Reload
  4. Don't Tell Mom That We Have A Pile of Babysitters In The Basement
  5. Definitely Deeper Than Last Time Impact
  6. Fight Varsity Team
  7. Seriously This Time, Apocalypse...Now! No, Now!
  8. Ei8ht: You Forgot Malvy
  9. Some Also Like It Cold
  10. Who's Sarah Marshall?
  11. Lebowski Really Let Himself Go
  12. Slumdog Poor Investor
  13. Breakin' 3: Cellular Crumparee
  14. Casablanca 2: Let's Have Paris Again
  15. It Happened Again On A Different Night
  16. Took A Moment To Calm Himself Down Bull
  17. Singin' With Pneumonia
  18. It's Still A Pretty Good Life
  19. Did The Right Thing
  20. Chief of Medicine Strangelove
  21. High One P.M.
  22. Bride Reconstructions
  23. Back The Baby's Back
  24. Superbad 2: McLovin's Lament
  25. The Life Of Bees That Everyone Knows
  26. Snakes With Parachutes
  27. You, Robot, Too
  28. The Hotter Girl Next To The Girl Next Door
  29. School Of Roll
  30. Grounding Nemo

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