Tor's News Nuggets: 6/15/09

A 14-year-old boy in Germany was struck in the hand by a pea-sized meteorite. Michael Bay has already purchased the rights to the story and is expected to begin shooting in November on "Handageddon."

An umpire in Iowa ejected the entire crowd at a high school baseball game. Then, with the guarantee of no one watching, he proceeded to get down on his knees and blow the game.

The Los Angeles Lakers won their 15th title last night on the shoulders of Kobe Bryant. It's a good thing they relied on his shoulders because other parts of him were probably too busy raping.

A student in upstate New York was charged with unauthorized use of a computer when he created a software program that stopped teachers from being allowed to input grades. I don't have a joke. That's just awesome.

Alright, I have a joke:

A student in upstate New York was charged with unauthorized use of a computer when he created a software program that stopped teachers from being allowed to input grades. The computer program was:

• 10 PRINT "SUCK IT, TEACHERS!!!"
• 20 GOTO 10
• 30 RUN