Tor's News Nuggets: 7/31/09

Paula Abdul continues her ongoing negotiations to return to American Idol saying she's looking for a "fair" deal out of her contract. It's all relative. What's "fair" for her is "guaranteed alcohol poisoning and drug abuse" for the rest of us.

A 17-year-old is suing Amazon.com for remotely deleting George Orwell's "1984" from his Kindle. A rep for Amazon.com claims it was done to make sure the teen understood the message of the book. The 17-year-old immediately canceled his order for "Fahrenheit 451."

A 97-year-old man got his first hole-in-one on Tuesday. It's amazing what can happen when Alzheimer's, arthritis, and poor bladder control work together.

Therapists are joining World of Warcraft in an effort to reach out to players with game addiction. Therapists will attack using "the truth" (which hurts) and "the opponent's feelings" (which can't be run away from).

John Daly has inked a deal to star in a new reality show. Title - American Idle

John Daly has inked a deal to star in a new reality show. Title - Golfin' Your Ass Off

John Daly has inked a deal to star in a new reality show. Title - Project Subway w/ host Jared

John Daly has inked a deal to star in a new reality show. Title - The Biggest Boozer

John Daly has inked a deal to star in a new reality show. Title - I Ate My Big Brother