Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Rejected 7-Eleven Slurpees

7-Eleven has been doing a promotion this summer where they create a new slurpee flavor and tie it into a movie. For example, they made Apocalyptic Ice for "Terminator: Salvation." They also just launched the Liquid Artillery Slurpee for "G.I. Joe." But what slurpees didn't make the cut for the summer? I've got the answers.
  1. Haunted and Shirtless Fizzie ("Ghosts of Girlfriends Past")
  2. Soon, I'll Have 2 Bedrooms! Cooler ("My Sister's Keeper")
  3. Frozen Jack and Coke Slurpee ("The Hangover")
  4. Neurotic Sweat Juice ("Whatever Works")
  5. Nectar of Additional Box Office Failure ("Imagine That")
  6. Extract of Bruno ("Bruno")
  7. Undeserved Love Blend ("Orphan")
  8. 300 Reasons To Suck Slurpee ("The Ugly Truth")
  9. Vocal Furry Rodent Float ("G-Force")
  10. Public Enemy Number Punch ("Public Enemies")

1 comment:

Kimberlee said...

HAHAHAHA Hilarious! Amazing that those just never made it.