Monday, September 21, 2009

Tor's Onion Stories: September 21, 2009

Here are 10 more stories that I would submit to The Onion if they wanted me to submit to them, which they don't.
  • A New Breed Of Clumsy Eagles Not Helping America's Image
  • Less Than Perfect Pushups Still Yield Good Results
  • Real Life "Doogie Howser" Not As Much Fun
  • 7-Year-Old Boy Saved From Drowning By Plastic Bag Over His Head
  • Black Sets Record Straight: "Nothing Is The New Me"
  • Performer Attendance Down 40 Percent At Broadway Shows
  • Woman With Nine Children Turns Down Reality Series, Claims Did It For Love
  • Oil Driller Misses The Attention He Got After "Armageddon" Came Out
  • White Collar Comedy Not As Popular In The South
  • Britney Spears' Singing Passes Yodeling And Loogie Hocking On "Annoying Mouth Noises" Chart
Would you read these?

1 comment:

Sue Funke said...

I love the story about the color black. I chuckled a couple of times. Keep up with this feature!