Alternate Titles For The Informant

I went to see "The Informant" yesterday. I enjoyed it and Matt Damon, acting at about 120% capacity, did a fantastic job. It's worth a watch, maybe not a theater watch, but definitely a DVD rental. Anyway, I've been playing around with some alternate titles for the movie and here is what I've come up with:

• Good Will Chunking
• Saving Private Giant
• All The Tasty Horses
• Rounder
• The Legend of Fatter Vance
• Pigma
• Stuck On Food
• The Bourne Up And Ate 'Em
• Ocean's Elevenses*

* Come on, "Lord of the Rings" fans!

Blogger's Note: Special consideration goes to Dirt in the Skirt, for the Twitter suggestion of "Fat Damon." Simple and perfect.