Sarah better watch out. Zaza, another female cheetah in South Africa, is taking a run at the new record once the weather clears. I guess we don't want the elements to interfere with our cheetah races. Zaza might be under speculation though. Not because she might be a male - that doesn't matter. I'm concerned she might be Usain Bolt in a cheetah suit. Check for zippers.
The picture was already posed that way. Coincidence?
Look, we all had childhood crushes on Cheetara.
Meee-ooow! Am I right?
And this may be all fine and good when the Thundercats actually do come to our planet but, until then, can we not individualize man-killing animals? This is how it starts. You let them run some races. Everyone's having a good time.
Person 1: Oh, look how fast Raj the Cheetah runs.
Person 2: Ingrid at the San Diego Zoo would run circles around Raj.
Person 1: You're crazy!
And then, BOOM!
No more humans.
That's how we took out the dinosaurs.
They're watching a human race on the TV.
(Cue ominous music) You've been warned.