Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Tor's Onion Stories: August 25, 2009

I thought I would start something new. I would love to write for The Onion one day and there's no better way to prepare for writing for something than to pretend to write for it. So I am going to periodically come up with 10 stories that I would submit to The Onion.
  • Frank Caliendo Diets To Resemble People He Does Impressions Of
  • Drunk Man Pees On Picasso Collection Turning It Green
  • French Horn Playing Leads To Cat Ownership Later In Life
  • Phish Fan Too High To Realize Band's Five Year Hiatus
  • Sliced Bread Still Considered Really Great
  • Google Maps Shows Country Roads NOT Best Route Home For John Denver
  • New CBS Sitcom Enjoyed By Studio Audience
  • Turns Out Father's Missing Child Was On Top Of His Head All Along
  • Roger Turdburger Earns Nobel Prize, 5 Minutes Without Name Mocking
  • Local Man Makes One Too Many "Don't Block The Box" Jokes To Girlfriend
What do you think?

1 comment:

Franke said...

All good, but "French Horn Playing Leads To Cat Ownership Later In Life" made me laugh out loud.