The P-Mate! It's a funnel that cups a woman's area allowing her the masculine attribute of aimable bladder draining. Here are the simple 2 steps of instruction:
I know what you're thinking: These diagrams are only so useful. Where can I see it put into action by an actual lady (with or without head) while her dog looks embarrassed in the background?
Are you as turned on as I am?
Frankly, I like sitting to pee but, if this helps women feel equal, it's fine with me. So let it flow, my new sisters in upright urination.
In conculsion, ew.
3 comments:
You know you have a questionable product when one of the directions is "relax."
My general rule for products is that if I need to be reassured that it's okay to use them... I shouldn't be using them.
As such, I will not be using the P-mate.
I think it's geared a lot toward women at the pre-op stage of the sex change. No, seriously.
I'm curious if this product is manufactured by the same company that makes/markets the "She-P" for female drysuit divers.
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