Thursday, August 6, 2009

Peeing Like A Man...Yay?

You know how gifts fall into your lap and all you can do is blog about them? There I was, conversing with friends in a mass email, when the topic of female urination came up as it is so apt to do. Anyway, Google Ads was eavesdropping and decided to offer advice.

The P-Mate! It's a funnel that cups a woman's area allowing her the masculine attribute of aimable bladder draining. Here are the simple 2 steps of instruction:



I know what you're thinking: These diagrams are only so useful. Where can I see it put into action by an actual lady (with or without head) while her dog looks embarrassed in the background?

Are you as turned on as I am?

Frankly, I like sitting to pee but, if this helps women feel equal, it's fine with me. So let it flow, my new sisters in upright urination.

In conculsion, ew.

3 comments:

Etan Bednarsh said...

You know you have a questionable product when one of the directions is "relax."

My general rule for products is that if I need to be reassured that it's okay to use them... I shouldn't be using them.

As such, I will not be using the P-mate.

Evanjm02 said...

I think it's geared a lot toward women at the pre-op stage of the sex change. No, seriously.

Pyro said...

I'm curious if this product is manufactured by the same company that makes/markets the "She-P" for female drysuit divers.