Popeye In Real Life

Ever wonder what Popeye would look like in real life? Big mistake. Special effects artist Rick Baker decided to take away the mystery and destroy all of our happy childhood thoughts with this:

Quick thoughts:

• Does spinach have Botox in it? Because that guy is not beating up anyone.
• How can Bluto feel good about himself pummeling that guy?
• Olive Oyl can really see the beauty in anything.
• Is it me or does the creepy sailor suit really take it to the next level of ewww?

Thanks, Rick Baker!