The Hubble Telescope was believed to be on its last legs but 1 billion dollars in repairs may have bought it 5 to 10 more years in space. You would think for 1 billion dollars, it would live forever. They should have used Magic Johnson's guy. He can fix anything.
A 66-year-old British woman is going to be a mother for the first time. You know, just because she's eligible for the Early Bird doesn't mean she has to partake in the worm.
A 66-year-old British woman is going to be a mother for the first time. At least when her water breaks, the splash will be minimal. (Because her vagina is by her knees. I am so sorry.)
A 66-year-old British woman is going to be a mother for the first time. When her kid's friends call her a MILF, it will stand for Mom I'd Like to Feed the ducks with.
A 66-year-old British woman is going to be a mother for the first time. I saved the biggest joke for last: the kid's childhood.
3 comments:
It's cool that a 66 year old can still reproduce and if she gets part of the billion from the Hubble Telescope project she can get a face lift and bring her vagina back up where it belongs.
O so rough to get old!!
Ya think?
At least they'll be able to share diapers.
Why of course why didn't I think of that. Guess it all DEPENDS!!
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