Friday, May 22, 2009

Bond On A Budget

There was this game on Twitter yesterday called #budgetbond. Some of the comics I follow (Paul Scheer, Dan Telfer, and Megan Ganz) were making up titles for James Bond movies if they had less of a budget. You'll see what I mean. I thought I would try to come up with something for every movie. (Click here for a list to compare.)
  1. Pre-Med Student No
  2. From Ronkonkama With Love
  3. Pyritefinger
  4. Partly Cloudyball
  5. You Only Live Twice, But Let's Shoot For Once
  6. On Her Majesty's Paul Blart Mall Cop
  7. Chocolates Are Good Til The "Sell By" Date Unless Refrigerated
  8. Live and Squat Die
  9. The Man with the Regular Ol' Gun
  10. The Spy Who Passed Me On The Street Once
  11. Front Yardraker
  12. For Your Eye Only
  13. Nopussy
  14. A Quick Glimpse to a Kill
  15. The Living DayCandles
  16. Learner's Permit to Kill
  17. GoldenAppendix
  18. Tomorrow Never Dies, You'll Have To Trust Us
  19. The World Turned Out To Be Enough
  20. Dying One Day Was Acceptable
  21. Casino Plebe
  22. Half a Quantum of Solace
Well, that's it. Some of them I love. Some are obvious. Some are the last two I came up with. Can you guess which disasters those were? I bet you can.

1 comment:

jim said...

LMAO !! These are great Tor especially the "Chocolates" and the
"NoPussy." Kinda hits home !!!