A man in the Netherlands has set up an answering machine for God. When you call, the machine picks up and says, "Hi, this is God. I'm not in right now. Yes, I understand that spits in the face of the whole omnipresent thing. Can't you just give a deity a break? I get so tired of having to (BEEP)"
At Liverpool Hope University, you can now earn a degree in The Beatles. This is a huge first step towards making my PhD in Veruca Salt a reality. My dissertation will be on the lasting effects of those who fought the seether.
A CNN article pondered the idea of using "green" bullets while hunting because they don't contain lead and are more environmentally friendly. Though I think if you ask any member of the wild game community, they would prefer "no" bullets. Too bad they can't speak.
4 comments:
You may be the first non-angsty-15-year-old girl to post about Veruca Salt.
No shit. "Bullets" and "environmentally friendly" don't belong in the same sentence.
Kind of like "Kevin Tor" and "Veruca Salt."
i wonder if the whole bill gates thing has more to do w/ his stockholders than his bright, burning ember of jealousy? thoughts?
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