Monday, December 22, 2008

Tor's Holiday Gifts: Gossip Girl

For the cast of Gossip Girl, I would get the following:

  • Serena - An ace bandage so she can wrap her breasts Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry-style and get them down to a normal feminine contour and a turtleneck
  • Blair - For Chuck to recreate the opening scene of Sweet Home Alabama
  • Nate - A new dad
  • Chuck - Rangers puck signed by the whole team and Nate's new dad if it doesn't work out with Nate
  • Jenny - Placebos to replace the Ritalin they obviously put her on when she came back home after being on the verge of emancipating herself
  • Dan - First edition copies of Ulysses and Dubliners by James Joyce and a new pair of pants to change into after he unwraps the books
  • Rufus - A world tour with Jesse and the Rippers*
  • Lily - Backstage passes to above world tour
  • Eric - More backstage passes
  • Dorota - A free pass to do or say anything she wants to the Waldorfs**

* - Yesss!


** - I would like this to be youtubed.

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