Tor's Holiday Gifts: My Name Is Earl

For the cast of My Name Is Earl, I would get the following:

• Earl - For Karma to keep doing what it's doing
• Randy - A pop-up book version of Earl's list for better understanding
• Joy - A pink and sparkly "World's Greatest Mom" shirt with matching hair accessories
• Crab Man - Membership into The Office's "Finer Things Club"
• Catalina -Dr. Scholl's insoles for her platform stripper boots
• Mr. Turtle - Placement into the bottom of a large salad bowl that would then be filled with salad

Tor's Holiday Gifts: House

For the cast of House, I would get the following:

• House - The Jimmy shoes from Seinfeld so he can work out that leg and lose the cane
• Cuddy - A Baby Bjorn big enough to hold House
• Wilson - With his girlfriend dying and all, he really needs to keep busy so a couple of new kinds of cancer
• Thirteen - For the cure for Huntington's to be sex with a black man
• Foreman - Diagnosis contest with House (first to 10 correct diagnoses wins)
• Kutner - A newly opened fifth spot on The Doctors
• Taub - A new sports car that doesn't cause you to admit to infidelity and is electric blue
• Cameron - A terminal illness to befall Chase so she can get really turned on by him
• Chase - A terminal illness with the longest life expectancy

Tor's Holiday Gifts: Gossip Girl

For the cast of Gossip Girl, I would get the following:

• Serena - An ace bandage so she can wrap her breasts Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry-style and get them down to a normal feminine contour and a turtleneck
• Blair - For Chuck to recreate the opening scene of Sweet Home Alabama
• Nate - A new dad
• Chuck - Rangers puck signed by the whole team and Nate's new dad if it doesn't work out with Nate
• Jenny - Placebos to replace the Ritalin they obviously put her on when she came back home after being on the verge of emancipating herself
• Dan - First edition copies of Ulysses and Dubliners by James Joyce and a new pair of pants to change into after he unwraps the books
• Rufus - A world tour with Jesse and the Rippers*
• Lily - Backstage passes to above world tour
• Eric - More backstage passes
• Dorota - A free pass to do or say anything she wants to the Waldorfs**

* - Yesss!

** - I would like this to be youtubed.

Tor's Holiday Gifts: How I Met Your Mother

For the cast of How I Met Your Mother, I would get the following:

• Robin - DeGrassi: The Complete Series on DVD and a case of Molson
• Ted - A time machine to go to the future and see who his wife is so he can stop all of his searching and end the frustration of those watching at home (seriously, the show is so good that the identity of the mother has taken a back seat)
• Marshall - A non-profit job that pays like a profit job
• Barney - Using Ted's time machine (after he does to be fair), I would go back in time and bring back Robin Sparkles because if there is anything Barney loves more than regular Robin, it's jailbait Robin
• Lily - A new pair of boots and a book on lying effectively