Thursday, October 23, 2008

Other Things The Vice President Doesn't Do

When the liberal lefties start planting impossible to answer questions in third graders like Brandon Garcia to further their agenda, it becomes apparent just how dirty the democrats are playing this game. Since VP candidate Palin got the answer wrong and no one really knows what the Vice President does (or ever will), I thought I would make a list that comes from the other direction. Here are some other things the Vice President doesn't do:
  1. Fly
  2. Kill bugs dead
  3. Take care of people Soprano's style
  4. Take care of people any style
  5. The Bartman
  6. Rename the states so they're in alphabetical order West to East
  7. Swallow swords
  8. Perform autopsies
  9. Pose for adult magazines
  10. Chase waterfalls
  11. Get their own video game
  12. Travel through time
  13. Leave home without it
  14. Physically juggle babies
  15. Control the CIA
  16. Control NATO
  17. Control the universe (Andy Richter's job, btw)
  18. Run the country when the President is on a pee break
  19. Get background dancers
  20. Marry people at sea
  21. Take two species and genetically engineer superanimals (or just funny ones he/she wants to see)
  22. Prank call Hungary ("Hello?" "Yes. Are you Hungary?" "Yes" and hilarity ensues)
  23. Poop where they eat (unless it's a medical problem)
  24. Get a pet eagle
  25. Come from Alaska

1 comment:

Vic said...

I disagree ... I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney, in a moment of youthful indiscretion, once posed nekkid, on a Grecian (Greek?) urn ...