Other Things The Vice President Doesn't Do

When the liberal lefties start planting impossible to answer questions in third graders like Brandon Garcia to further their agenda, it becomes apparent just how dirty the democrats are playing this game. Since VP candidate Palin got the answer wrong and no one really knows what the Vice President does (or ever will), I thought I would make a list that comes from the other direction. Here are some other things the Vice President doesn't do:

1. Fly
2. Kill bugs dead
3. Take care of people Soprano's style
4. Take care of people any style
5. The Bartman
6. Rename the states so they're in alphabetical order West to East
7. Swallow swords
8. Perform autopsies
9. Pose for adult magazines
10. Chase waterfalls
11. Get their own video game
12. Travel through time
13. Leave home without it
14. Physically juggle babies
15. Control the CIA
16. Control NATO
17. Control the universe (Andy Richter's job, btw)
18. Run the country when the President is on a pee break
19. Get background dancers
20. Marry people at sea
21. Take two species and genetically engineer superanimals (or just funny ones he/she wants to see)
22. Prank call Hungary ("Hello?" "Yes. Are you Hungary?" "Yes" and hilarity ensues)
23. Poop where they eat (unless it's a medical problem)
24. Get a pet eagle
25. Come from Alaska