Is That A Gunn In My Pocket? I Wish!

I watch Project Runway. I've watched it since Season One when my wife and I got hooked on a Saturday Bravo marathon and didn't move from the couch for six hours. Now we are near the end of Season Five and I've been there for every "auf wiedersehen" and catty confessional along the way. However, what I love most about this show is Tim Gunn. I wish there was a Tim Gunn in my house at all times guiding me through my comedy creations.

I could be editing my YouTube video:

Tim Gunn

Kevin, what do we have here?

Kevin

This is my latest YouTube video. I was going for funny but different.

Tim Gunn

I'm concerned. It feels late 1990s SNL .

Kevin

It does? I guess I can cut it more here and here.

Tim Gunn

I would. Cut it as much as possible.

(beat)

Well, you have a lot of work to do.

Kevin

Thanks, Tim.

I could be writing a blog:

Tim Gunn

Kevin, tell me about this.

Kevin

I was trying to take the traditional blog and turn it on it's head.

Tim Gunn

It's definitely avant-garde.

Kevin

It is? I mean, it is.

Tim Gunn

It's exquisite. I love it. Carry on.

Kevin

Thanks, Tim. That makes me so happy.

When I get booted out of comedy:

Tim Gunn

We're going to miss you.

Tim Gunn hugs Kevin.

Kevin

(crying)

I'm going to miss you, too, Tim.

Tim Gunn

Now pack up your Mac and your camcorder. You're going back to teaching.

Cut to Kevin in the confessional.

Kevin

(to camera, choked up)

I really don't want to give up on comedy. I love it too much. This is not the end of the line for me. You will hear the name Kevin Tor again.