Your city's so fat...
- an earthquake hit it and bacon grease came out of the destruction.
- it makes a hit John Mellencamp song seem like it could be about New York City.
- there aren't enough minuses to hit on Google Maps to see the whole thing.
- they created a proportional Costcostco that has a supply of regular-sized Costcos inside.
- when a bad hurricane hits, they don't issue a State of Emergency, they issue a Pangaea of Emergency.
- the office buildings are deep-fried.
- Kevin Costner found it in Waterworld.
- Florida stopped being called America's Penis and is now referred to as America's Trailer Hitch
- people sky dive over it without a parachute.
- the Biscayne Bay looks like an eighth grade density experiment with water on the bottom and cooking oil on top.
- the fire hydrants dispense mayonnaise.
1 comment:
"America's Penis?" Gaaaa!
I grew up on the Gulf Coast...I believe you Yankees refer to it as, "America's Funky Crotch."
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