A: Pontiffany's
Q: What does a communist put in his refrigerator to keep it smelling fresh?
A: Arm & Hammer & Sickle
Q: What did Elvis name his vineyard?
A: Grapesland
Q: How do skunks get on the internet?
A: With a com-pee-yew-ter (or a newer model smell phone)
Q: How does the engaged car go?
A: Groom groom
Q: What did the doctor diagnose Robert Langdon with when he came in all congested?
A: The DaVinci Cold
Q: What's the movie where the secretary from "Ferris Bueller" and the neighbor from "Hogan's Family" work in a convenience store?
A: Edie McClerks
Q: Why did the male leafy vegetable break up with the female leafy vegetable?
A: Because she was being a cabbitch.
Q: Why did the actor who played Dracula not have any rooting interest in the Olympics?
A: Because there's no country for Oldman.
Q: What do you call a rodent that's really into David Bowie?
A: Glamster
1 comment:
Boy you are on Tor !!
I love leafy vagetables ,Cabbitch !!
And the skunk, com-pee-yew-ter!!
Course the rest are funny too!!LOL!
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