Friday, April 10, 2009

Carlos Mencia Responds To South Park

After Kanye West posted his response to this week's South Park, Carlos Mencia felt the need to come out and say something as well on his blog. I'll post it here.

"HEY, MAN. SOUTH PARK WAS GREAT THIS WEEK. WHEN I FIRST CAME UP WITH THE IDEA FOR SOUTH PARK, I WAS IN MINNESOTA AND I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME THIS FAR, YOU KNOW? IT WAS A SILLY IDEA FOR THESE 4 KIDS TO BE ALL DIRTY AND STUFF. SO I WENT TO WORK IN MY LAB AND I BUILT TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE OUT OF SOME CRAP I HAD AROUND THE HOUSE. MACGUYVER-STYLE, YOU KNOW? WELL, MAYBE, DEL GUYVER-STYLE. HEHE. ANYWAYS, I MADE TREY AND MATT AND TOLD THEM TO HAVE FUN WITH THE SHOW AND IF THEY NEEDED ANYTHING, TO GIVE ME A RING. SOME PEOPLE ASKED ME IF I WAS OFFENDED BY THE EPISODE. SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK THEM THIS LONG TO PUT IT UP SINCE I WROTE THE SCRIPT FOR IT IN 1995. HOW DID THEY SIT ON 'FISH STICKS' THIS LONG? LOCO. SO, GLAD YOU ENJOYED MY EPISODE. I KNEW IT WOULD HOLD UP. LIKE I SAID TO BILL COSBY WHEN I FOUND HIM AT A GARAGE SALE IN 1960, 'IF IT'S FUNNY, PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT IT NO MATTER HOW MANY YEARS PASS.' AND THEN I GAVE HIM SOME JOKES TO GET HIS CAREER STARTED. GOOD GUY. THAT'S IT FOR ME. LATER, BITCHEZ!"

I'm shocked personally. None of that stuff is on his Wikipedia page.

14 comments:

Jen said...

Holy shitpickles, this is funny.

Mencia is such a twat hole said...

Wait a minute... was that real? Was that the real Carlos Mencia? Er.. sorry, I forgot there's no such person... Was that the real Ned Holness? I'm being honest. Somebody please tell me if that was really his writing. I can't believe that it is. There is no way he's an even bigger douche than I thought. That's how you respond to South Park? By saying you "built Trey Parker and Matt Stone"? "...out of some crap I had around the house"?! Jesus Christ. If anyone was on the fence as to whether or not "Carlos" is as lame as, well, his work, this should get you off of it. Fuck you, Holness, you exponentially worthless simpleton.

Jen said...

Dang. Video's "no longer available due to copywright claim." Asshats.

Boom-Bam Productions said...

you sound like a lil kid mencia....trying to get back at southpark with your lil crappy jokes.....never knew you would go that fucking low with your lame ass jokes...

airdao said...

That kind sounds like Carlos butt-hole-Mencia, using some lame sarcastic remarks to mask the fact that he really isn't any funny, he steal jokes , and he is dickless. Carlos But-Hole-Mencia WHAT A DUCHE!

Loreen said...

Carlos mencia was never funny theres a reason why he's not on the air anymore cause his jokes sucked and he probably did steal them all... and if this is his actual response then your right he's a pretty damn big dueche

Wildfire X said...

That was the real Carlos Mencia just now. To the rest of you bastards, there is no f**king way that the Mencia on South Park even comes close to resembling the real-life comedian himself. Dickless is downright false. Carlos Mencia, if you have a good comeback against South Park, now's the time to use it. This time, they officially crossed the line.

Mencia is such a twat hole said...

You're right, Wildfire, it doesn't even come close to his true resemblence. Unfortunately for the rest of us, the real Ned Holness is still alive. Go ahead, call your hero for a great comeback against two supreme opponents in Trey and Matt. What you heard is the best Ned's got, and it ain't much. He's a sham, and yes, quite dickless.

P.S. Wildfire? Nice name, homo.

Anonymous said...

ya carlos sucks giant donkey balls, and ya, wildfire is a pretty gay name.

Anonymous said...

This is old, but ironically, Mencia's response almost rips off Bill Hicks' response to Denis Leary stealing his material.

"In another interview, Hicks famously told an interviewer: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his [Leary's] act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and, to really throw people off, I did it before he did."

Anonymous said...

Wildfire likes fishsticks.

Anonymous said...

Wildfire is probably Mencia because Mencia the theif has no fans

Anonymous said...

awwe man my dick dont work

Anonymous said...

Wildfire likes fish dicks