Holy Moses, these are the coolest sneakers I've ever seen. These are cooler than my Christmas Chuck Taylors that I rocked in high school with the jingle bell hanging off the back.
If you'll note the dice laces. That's all. Just note them. Dice laces! I want these and, truth be told, I'm more of a Boggle man. But really, can you picture Boggle sneakers? How stupid would that be?