I wrote the first list item below on Twitter a couple of weeks ago after Jose Reyes hit a ball hard off Chan Ho Park of the Yankees. I said he gave Chan Ho Park diaReyes. Then a good comedian responded with the second one. I've been thinking of the rest of them at random and felt like posting the results.
- Paganorrhea (via Charles Star, follow him)
- TouWright's Syndrome
- HepaTatis B
- Dickey Cell Anemia
- K-Rodic Arthritis
- Francoeurpes (also acceptable, SchizoFrenchya)