- "Things are about to get fairy interesting."
- "He's getting his gum-uppance."
- "Prepare to have your cavity searched."
- "He doesn't want less lar. He wants molar."
- "Hope was incisor all along."
- "He's looking for cuspids that go both ways sexually."
- "He's got some serious pillow talk."
- "He's going to wing it."
- "You've got Dwayne Johnsons in your head."
Monday, January 25, 2010
Alternate Tooth Fairy Taglines
I was walking around San Diego and I saw a poster for The Rock's "Tooth Fairy" movie. It said "You can't handle the tooth." Pretty good. I thought I could do better.