Funny Stuff That Ain't Mine: Jurassic Park Dance Remix

It may not be "funny" but I don't want to start another category. Heck, it's funny that it exists. Let's go with that. This should have about a million more views. Give it a chance. Once you get to the 1:30 part, it's on like the pteranodon from Part III. Live it and love it. Thanks, DJ Jonny Burns.

Funny Stuff That Ain't Mine: Preggo Shuffle

Someone posted this recently on Facebook and it's mesmerizing. I felt the need to share it. This almost makes me want to have a pregnant wife just so I can see her in a leotard. I didn't know they made maternity leotards. I would have had that up there pretty high on the impractically retarded pregnancy list next to maternity corset and maternity suit of armor. Still, I'm getting one for the mother of my children.



My favorite parts are the solo rap, rhyming bagel and kegel, and the awkward hug. I also want to point out that the instructions at the end are not only appropriate for pregnant women but for all people. Be sure you can carry on a normal conversation before continuing. If you cannot, you may have had a stroke. Can you smell cheese? Can you not carry on a normal conversation AND you smell cheese? Get to a doctor! GO!

Funny Stuff That Ain't Mine: NPH Digital Short

Hulu got permission (finally) to put this up. I can watch this over and over for days. I was feeling a little down this morning but now, I have renewed energy. 

Well, what are you waiting for? Enjoy it!

Sweet Kicks

Holy Moses, these are the coolest sneakers I've ever seen. These are cooler than my Christmas Chuck Taylors that I rocked in high school with the jingle bell hanging off the back.

If you'll note the dice laces. That's all. Just note them. Dice laces! I want these and, truth be told, I'm more of a Boggle man. But really, can you picture Boggle sneakers? How stupid would that be?