"HEY, MAN. SOUTH PARK WAS GREAT THIS WEEK. WHEN I FIRST CAME UP WITH THE IDEA FOR SOUTH PARK, I WAS IN MINNESOTA AND I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME THIS FAR, YOU KNOW? IT WAS A SILLY IDEA FOR THESE 4 KIDS TO BE ALL DIRTY AND STUFF. SO I WENT TO WORK IN MY LAB AND I BUILT TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE OUT OF SOME CRAP I HAD AROUND THE HOUSE. MACGUYVER-STYLE, YOU KNOW? WELL, MAYBE, DEL GUYVER-STYLE. HEHE. ANYWAYS, I MADE TREY AND MATT AND TOLD THEM TO HAVE FUN WITH THE SHOW AND IF THEY NEEDED ANYTHING, TO GIVE ME A RING. SOME PEOPLE ASKED ME IF I WAS OFFENDED BY THE EPISODE. SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK THEM THIS LONG TO PUT IT UP SINCE I WROTE THE SCRIPT FOR IT IN 1995. HOW DID THEY SIT ON 'FISH STICKS' THIS LONG? LOCO. SO, GLAD YOU ENJOYED MY EPISODE. I KNEW IT WOULD HOLD UP. LIKE I SAID TO BILL COSBY WHEN I FOUND HIM AT A GARAGE SALE IN 1960, 'IF IT'S FUNNY, PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT IT NO MATTER HOW MANY YEARS PASS.' AND THEN I GAVE HIM SOME JOKES TO GET HIS CAREER STARTED. GOOD GUY. THAT'S IT FOR ME. LATER, BITCHEZ!"
I'm shocked personally. None of that stuff is on his Wikipedia page.
