Peeing Like A Man...Yay?

You know how gifts fall into your lap and all you can do is blog about them? There I was, conversing with friends in a mass email, when the topic of female urination came up as it is so apt to do. Anyway, Google Ads was eavesdropping and decided to offer advice.

The P-Mate! It's a funnel that cups a woman's area allowing her the masculine attribute of aimable bladder draining. Here are the simple 2 steps of instruction:

I know what you're thinking: These diagrams are only so useful. Where can I see it put into action by an actual lady (with or without head) while her dog looks embarrassed in the background?

Are you as turned on as I am?

Frankly, I like sitting to pee but, if this helps women feel equal, it's fine with me. So let it flow, my new sisters in upright urination.

In conculsion, ew.