Crow, Crow, Crow, You're Smart

This video is long but it's fascinating. And scary. The fact that a crow can figure out how to use a vending machine is scary. Can they learn that if they peck our faces at an outside cafe, we'll leave our food to avoid facial scarring? Can they learn to swarm above picnickers and release a shower of poo causing those picnickers to abandon their food to find safety? Can they learn to manipulate guns to hold our loved ones hostage while we go to a supermarket and get them food? Can they build robot crows to do all of this for them? I should stop. They may be able to learn to read my blog and get all of these ideas.

If you have the time, watch this. It's really good.

Tor's Product Review: Part Fun, Part Onesie. Let's Call It A Funsie!

Babies go to the bathroom in their clothes and it's not their fault. That's why I think it's great that someone came up with this:

There's nothing like teaching your child to deflect blame at the earliest age possible. Is this supposed to be adorable? Think about the poor dog. Can the dog wear a shirt that says, "That baby's a frickin' liar!" Then the fight would be on, t-shirt style. I would continue to rant about this but then I ran across this shirt by the same company:

Nothing takes a messy problem and turns it into a laugh like an outdated shit pun. Am I right?I'm not. There is still poop in that baby's pants! What was the problem? Were these taken?

1. Crapper's Delight
2. Stools Rush In (To My Diaper)
3. A Turd In The Pants Is From Poo In The Tush
4. Carpe BM

Seriously, I weep for society. Leave babies alone. They deal with enough crap that we don't have to call attention to it and mock them.