Tor's Holiday Gifts: My Name Is Earl

For the cast of My Name Is Earl, I would get the following:

• Earl - For Karma to keep doing what it's doing
• Randy - A pop-up book version of Earl's list for better understanding
• Joy - A pink and sparkly "World's Greatest Mom" shirt with matching hair accessories
• Crab Man - Membership into The Office's "Finer Things Club"
• Catalina -Dr. Scholl's insoles for her platform stripper boots
• Mr. Turtle - Placement into the bottom of a large salad bowl that would then be filled with salad