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Our Twilight video "The Duel" is on the Atom.com Showdown. The winner gets on Comedy Central which would be sweet.

Go here and vote for us. We are up against "Sex Offender Shuffle" which went viral but it's about quality views, not quantity views. Right? Help us win! We need this more than they do.

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Werewolf's Delight - Featured on Atom.com!!!

Score one for Freshwater Picnic!! We got featured by Atom.com who is owned by Comedy Central!

Does that say "Atom Pro Video?" Yes! Please watch the video here. If the sketch group can perform well at Atom.com, it can open up more doors for us in the future. Thank you for the support.

Twilight: The Musical - Werewolf's Delight

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Ben And Jerry's Is The Breast! (I Totally Went There.)

PETA asked Ben and Jerry's to use human breast milk to make their ice cream instead of the traditionally tasty cow milk. Few things could get me out of my current lifestyle of sitting on the couch and watching TV waiting for Comedy Central to call me* but this is one of them. You see, women only produce milk when they are pregnant (unless something's severely wrong and then they should see a doctor) and a man would be needed to do the impregnating. I can do this job. My wife would be fine with it because she loves ice cream and I'd probably get an awesome employee discount. Also, it's always been a dream of mine to be a stud. Almost nothing about my appearance screams "stud" but if it's my title, people would be forced to acknowledge it. Do you hear that, High School? I'm a stud! In your it's-been-so-long-I-should-let-it-go faces! 

My days would have lots of lady sexing. So much of it. My diet would consist entirely of water, pumpkin seeds, and penicillin. I would always wear kilts and be like Arnold Schwarzeneggar in a 1985 movie underneath them. In between woman fertilizing, I would sleep, get massages, and watch reruns of "The Other Half." It would be the life. 

I wonder what happens to the babies once they start popping out. Aah, that's Ben and Jerry's problem.

*It would definitely be a wrong number but I would charm them as evidenced by this script:

Kevin

Hello?

Comedy Central

This is Comedy Central. Is Mike Birbiglia** there?

Kevin

No, but this is your lucky day because, compared to me, he'd look like Mike Bir-small-lia.

Comedy Central

(laughing)

That's pretty funny. Who are you?

Kevin

The name's Kevin Tor and I'm the future of your network.

** I also would be ready for Brian Regan, John Mulaney, and Tom Papa.