The P-Mate! It's a funnel that cups a woman's area allowing her the masculine attribute of aimable bladder draining. Here are the simple 2 steps of instruction:
I know what you're thinking: These diagrams are only so useful. Where can I see it put into action by an actual lady (with or without head) while her dog looks embarrassed in the background?
Are you as turned on as I am?
Frankly, I like sitting to pee but, if this helps women feel equal, it's fine with me. So let it flow, my new sisters in upright urination.
In conculsion, ew.
You know you have a questionable product when one of the directions is "relax."
ReplyDeleteMy general rule for products is that if I need to be reassured that it's okay to use them... I shouldn't be using them.
As such, I will not be using the P-mate.
I think it's geared a lot toward women at the pre-op stage of the sex change. No, seriously.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious if this product is manufactured by the same company that makes/markets the "She-P" for female drysuit divers.
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